The Christmas Camel by Vered Ehsani
Author:Vered Ehsani
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sterling & Stone
Chapter Twenty-Three
âAre you sure youâre up for this?â I asked for the second or maybe third time. âIf you really have a concussion, shouldnât you be in bed? The doctor recommended three days at least.â
Dolittle sighed. I noticed he did that a lot. Was it a reaction to me, my family in general, the town, or was he always so wistful?
âIâd like to have a fresh change of clothes,â he finally spoke, his words measured and precise. âItâs a good way to start the day.â
âEvery day?â
He said nothing, just stared straight ahead. He was probably counting backward from ten, or whatever tools his therapist had given him. Or maybe he was one of those rare types of people who didnât need a therapist.
Weirdo.
Darren pulled out a pack of cinnamon-flavored chewing gum. He offered me a piece.
âClean clothes are so overrated,â I babbled around the gum as I steered Daisy sharply around a corner. âRemember that time when we all lived in our pajamas for days on end?â
âIâd rather not.â
âMy personal record was a whole week. Same PJs, day and night. I donât think I even showered.â
Dolittleâs next sigh was louder. My suspicion felt confirmed. I couldnât believe anyone sighed this much normally. Maybe I shouldnât have mentioned my personal record in the hygiene department, or lack thereof. Some details should never be shared.
âIs Beaver Motel as bad as you say?â he finally asked.
âEven worse.â Daisyâs front passenger tire rolled onto the sidewalk, and I jerked the steering to stay on the road. âSharon Beaver makes Miss Myrtle look practically benign.â
âWhat has that to do with the motel?â
âEverything. Trust me, you need new accommodation.â
âAnd a change of clothes. I think I have camel saliva on my shirt.â
âItâs camel something, thatâs for sure. Iâd offer to lend you a clean shirt, but we definitely donât have anything in your size. Or style.â
âAnd Iâm all about style,â he mused.
âOh, look, you have a sense of humor. So youâre not a stick-in-the-mud after all.â
âWho said Iâm a stick-in-the-mud?â
âNobody.â I revved the engine, and the truck hurtled toward a four-way intersection.
One of the great things about old Daisy was that her engine was loud enough to drown out conversation at any speed over forty kilometers an hour. I pushed us to fifty. The truckâs frame shuddered with the effort, smothering any risk that Dolittle might attempt to pursue the topic.
âAnd weâre here.â I veered into the Beaverâs parking lot and pumped the brakes a little too enthusiastically.
Daisy jolted to a convulsing halt. Dolittle snapped forward, the tattered seatbelt only catching him after his head was halfway to the windscreen.
âOops.â
âI thought you said you could drive this⦠relic,â he gritted out, giving me his narrow-eyed side glance.
âI can, and I did. Youâre welcome. Itâs not my fault the seatbelts donât work very well.â
Another long-suffering sigh.
Dolittle wrestled with the door handle, then hopped out. I hurried around the truck to make sure he didnât trip over his crutches. I didnât want to be known as the woman who killed the town vet.
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